*If you're my girlfriend, you're free to talk to other guys, exchange numbers, visit them, am not jealous cos I will do the same.You do me, I do you. Man no go vex.
* Dating a short girl is okay, till she fall pregnant now she walking around looking like a swollen nokia battery 😂
* If You have never crushed on your cousin then your family is ugly... Let's not complicate things 🚶🏃🏃🏃💃🕺🤲😂😂😁😁
*you pay for a show... A celebrity comes out, you faint out of excitement and miss the whole show... Do you have sense🤦🏻♂😂😭🤣
*Stop boiling water for bathing in the same pot you use for cooking. One man was smelling yam porridge in church today😒😒😒😒🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
* Do you remember calling him king 🤴 and he called you queen 👸 tell us, how is the kingdom? 😏😏
Am having headache in my waist, Don't try to correct me, it's my headache not yours.Na me know where e dey do me🙄😏
*Before I get rich, if any relative wants to die, please die..I don't want to be accused of sacrificing anyone.🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
*Never consider marrying her because she's got a big ass. Remember the largest button on the keyboard is the one that writes nothing.😂
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